Mail Time!

So, the other day I opened up my Hotmail account to find an email checking on my status. Seems that my last blog was too sentimental and worries about my well-being were spreading. Well, I am okay :) But that email made me think of something. Pardon The Interruption blog recieves many emails and letters due to my overwhelming popularity. I thought it would be time to open up the old viewer (reader) mailbag and let those who take the time to read speak their minds. Here is a sampling:

Dear PTI blog,

So did you hear about Mike Vick, the Atlanta Falcons star QB? He is being sued for giving a lady companion of his herpes. Well done Mike. Furthermore, the lady claims that Mr. Vick uses an alias when going to STD clinics and getting his check ups. That alias is none other than Ron Mexico. Come on! What type of absurd, made up name is that? Get real Vick!
Signed,
Joe Brazil

Dear CKGPTI,

I was reading your blog and a couple of updates ago you mentioned judges and how they are being targeted (March 21, "What the beep is going on"). I must disagree with you here. I believe a lot of our judges are just not qualified for their jobs. Most have less than stellar law careers and are promoted by butt-kissing the governor or president. It all comes down to their experience in their field and being qualified, which they are neither.
Signed,
Paul Wolfowitz, President of World Bank

Dear Blog thing,

What is with that Burger King commerical? What has become to the dear Darius Rucker (Hootie of Hootie and the Blowfish)? What would compel this man to stoop to this level? I don't know. He had a successful career and then blew it all by being ignorant and making poor decisions. What a fool.
Signed,
Michael Jackson

Dear CKG,

Well, it has finally happened. A professional, major league baseball player has tested positive for steroids. He is being suspended for 10 games. What I can't believe is why this Alex Sanchez guy would even take these. He's not promoting steroids the way they should be. If you take them you are supposed to hit 73 home runs a year and be chasing the all time record. He's only hit four in his career. Thanks for giving steroids a bad name Sanchez.
Signed,
Barry Bonds

Well folks, those are a few samplings from the old mail bag. I couldn't put them all in because I would probably kill the blogger server. Keep sending them though PTI'ers and maybe yours will make the next installment of Viewer (reader) mail. Later